Energizer Bunny Death Notice
I'm saddened to announce the passing of The Energizer Bunny.
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<CB,Austin,TX.> November 01, 1997 - The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.

Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest,
induced by sexual over-stimulation.

Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...

Foul play has not been ruled out.

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Energizer Bunny Health Notice

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